absurdical, havin’ some feelings:
a production of Midsummer Night’s Dream where Oberon and Lysander are women
a production of Much Ado About Nothing that changes the text so that Benedict is a woman
queer ladies in all the classics
How about a production of Midsummer where Lysander is a woman and Helena is a man. Lots of layers onto why the adults don’t want them married and on why Demetrius is ignoring his past lover to marry a woman.
But yes this is seconded. <3
Classical Theater of Harlem’s Midsummer featured a Lysandra, and while it was a great choice I wish they’d explored it more.
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
there is no help; there is only lust-filled weary acceptance and repeated watchings of withnail & i and horatio hornblower.
he’s like a walking talking charming weary wily broken eternity-faced gutter living angel
i don’t know what to do with myself rachel u r not helping i’m spinning in circles on my bed how dare u how dare he how dare the world
no how dare U
you can’t just describe him like every urban fantasy angel i’ve ever wanted and leave me here to dissolve into a puddle of awe