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rachel/21/portland (oregon, not maine) but i left pieces of my heart in ohio and london.
It's a bit like my brain exploded all over the internet. Currently inhabiting the deliciously academic and hedonistic filling between high school and being expected to be a functional adult.
Pronouns she, her, hers.
Possibly secretly a middle-aged British man. I love tea, tweed, books, and rain.
Trying to be the best person I can. If it offends, please let me know.
Welcome to the raging storm of random! We dance barefoot in the rain.
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Our preferred method of mauling the enemy is always through guilt, although sarcasm, gallows humor, and a history of academic and artistic success, may actually be our best weapon.

If you work in Hollywood or New York you run a higher risk of becoming Jewish by association, and we can be surprisingly difficult to track.

No really though WereJews are those of us who go to shul on specific holidays and are vaguely fail-y the other 87% of the year.

If you’re concerned about spotting WereJews, look for a fondness for Seinfeld, sudden weeping over Chagall paintings, and an inexplicable love of films like Fiddler on the Roof.  

Do not be fooled by the common belief in Chanukkah bushes; instead observe Chinese restaurants on Christmas day. Embarrassed blank looks at New Testament allusions may also be present.